Man and God
God: I hate to disappoint you, but there is no life after death. It is better that you know.
Man: Now look here God, you are horribly mistaken on this point. Do you really think there is no purpose to our lives? Are the loose ends never to be tied up? Is there no justice? No right of reply? Will the evil among us not receive what is coming to them? You, my dear God, should have more faith in your inner feelings.
God: You don't seem to understand, I am God!
Man: Hah hah. Well, you are consistent, I'll give you that much. Come back and talk to me again sometime, when you can make a little more sense.